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Dear Kanye,
You are an asshole. Your girlfriend, date, whatever, is trailer trash. You look like a punk. You suck ass.
Thank you,
Amanda
So I was was driving through the drive thru at Hardees. My dad was in need of a frisco burger and I was out….so I was doing my daughterly duty. I was cussing because I was behind the slowest people on the planet. How long does it really take to order a hamburger and fries? Really? Apparently, it takes about 10 minutes for 2 men to decide what the heck they want at a place that only serves different sizes of the exact same damn burger.
I was cussing and thinking ugly thoughts about these morons……
This is when my eyes were assaulted with, without a doubt, the most disgusting, horrific, and retarded thing I have ever seen, in my entire life. These 2 guys were in a big truck that had….hanging from their tailgate….a freaking blue ball sack. WTF?? This, of course, spawned an attempt to see what kind of person has such a revolting thing hanging from their truck…..
OK….so this fabulous man was wearing overalls with, what appeared to be, a wife beater underneath. I have done a google images search and this picture keeps showing up (I bet he has balls hanging from his truck):
He was bald and had a mustache like this:
So, hopefully you have the image in your head on what kind of male who owns one of these:
This makes me want to vomit. What self respecting woman has a male in her life with this kind of decoration hanging from their truck? What self respecting moron buys something like this? I can only hope and pray that the man was not in any sort of relationship. Hopefully he will die alone. Maybe they can incorporate the ball sack into his tombstone?
I am completely revolted by this. I might be scarred for life. I wonder if I could sue for mental trauma?
Hopefully this will be the final post on the, now famous, text messaging guy. His final answer was that he had accidentally sent me the picture of his penis….he MEANT to send me a picture of his truck.
WTF?
SERIOUSLY?
How does one make that mistake?
Good lord in heaven. I woke up this morning to text message boy’s penis. I know….you want to vomit…..trust me, I understand. I probably should back up and explain…..cause I am thinking that this might be my own damn fault.
Lets go back in time….about 3 days ago when the following conversation took place:
Will: I usually have a problem with scaring off women.
Samantha: Say what? Are you scary?
Samantha was hoping for something funny to happen…..she was disappointed, as usual.
Will: Yea….women dont usualy stick wit me.
Samantha: Because you dont know how to spell?
Will: LOL…u r funny.
Samantha: I was not joking.
Will: Well, I am very large.
Samantha: You are fat? You did not really look fat.
Will: No…down there. My dick is very large.
Samantha: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. What kind of idiot does that line work on?
Will: U r mean
Samantha: Yes I am. I would stop talking to me, if I were you.
THEN NOTHING FOR 3 DAYS
UNTIL THIS MORNING
When am I going to learn to keep my damn mouth shut? Apparently he felt the need to prove his ‘largeness’? WTF is wrong with men? I responded with ‘Did you just send me a pic of your penis? Really? WTF is wrong with you?’ He still has not responded.
I have a couple of questions……
On Monday, I am soooo checking with my hosting provider (aka my BOSS) to see if posting this pic is a violation to our terms of service. I feel like I must share this penis with my readers.
Does anyone actually want to see this?
So I am leaving work 2 days ago and I get the following text message from a random number:
Him: ‘Who is this?’
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Now, I say it was a random number due to the fact that I got a new phone. I only transferred numbers over that mattered so I did not transfer the list of crazy people that I avoid on a regular basis because, obviously, I am stupid.
Back to the story.
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So I, of course, reply.
Me: ‘You texted me. Who are YOU?’
Him: ‘This is william. Now who the heck are you?’
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A HA!! Eureka! I remember this idiot!
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Me: ‘Right. This is Samantha. What do you want?’
Him: ‘I met you at rebounds! Send me a pic.’
Me: ‘NO’
Him: ‘Why are you being mean?’
HE THEN SENT ME THE SCARY PIC FROM BEFORE. I GUESS HE THOUGHT THAT WOULD CHANGE MY MIND?
Me: ‘I am busy. Do you need something? I did not meet you anywhere. Some chick gave you the wrong number. Probably for a good reason….’
Him: ‘You are mean.’
Me: ‘Yea….probably’
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One would think this would be the end of the damn situation….but that person would be wrong. This idiot has been texting me at midnight every single night since then.
This is AWESOME. I will never be bored enough to figure out how to make this situation not retarded.
source is here
I pity the judge that has to think about this. Why would someone sue for this? And the 2 people were having sex? Why not do the masturbate in a cup thing? Plus, why did they not have the guy checked? I mean, if you are going to invest the money, you need to inspect the goods. Buyer beware?
I did some research and, apparently, there has not been a verdict decided on.
People have WAAAYYYY too much time on their hands.
http://www.wgal.com/entertainment/19000375/detail.html
In the above article, it is stated that ‘Octomom’ (Nadya Suleman) has been offered $1 million, free health insurance and a bus if she does a reality show where the nannies, for her 14 kids, are porn stars. In addition, Suleman would have to appear semi-nude in a porn movie.
What the hell is wrong with you people??? There are people that want to see this chick naked? She just got finished carrying an entire litter of kids in her body…..and she has had about as much work done to her as Cher??
Maybe you forget what she looks like…..
Nadya
Nadya
Nadya
YEA…..that’s HAWT.
I am completely baffled by people. Completely and totally. I will NEVER understand the person who says that they believe in something….so much so that they will take time out of their life to blog/talk/write/ANYTHING about it……and yet, when put on the spot, they back down and deny their opinion.
I work as a manager at a hosting company. I LOVE my job. I LOVE the company I work for. I LOVE the people I work with. Now, there are a lot of people who do NOT love their job. There are a lot of just miserable people in the world….and I believe that life is too short for you to be miserable. If I am miserable, I change whatever it is that is making me miserable. If I believe in something (and everyone knows that I do not keep my opinions quiet) I shout it from the roof tops. I will speak about my views with anyone, anywhere.
So where am I going with this? Well, there is this site:
http://ixwebhostwarning.wordpress.com/
My site is hosted on IXWebhosting servers. If you read the site, this person has some very strong opinions against IXWebhosting. I have read this ENTIRE site. I have read EVERY comment on this site. I have attempted to contact this person (I figured out who they were) and they flat out, 100% LIED to me about being the owner of this site. IN FACT, the person (and you know who you are) actually told me that they were very happy with IXWebhosting and the account that they had there. Upon investigation, the person who owns the above site is just full of sh*t.
They claim many things that are completely false….and that is their right. We live in a land where we can say whatever opinion we think up. I love that fact. They claim to be number 1 in google rankings….FALSE. They claim that IX does not inform their customers of changes…..FALSE (in fact, they actually proved that one false by posting an email sent to a customer). They claim that every one of IX’s servers have been hacked…..FALSE. They claim to have companies trying to buy advertising space……FALSE. There are too many complete and total lies that I cannot go into.
My favorite part on the site is where he claims that “I hereby invite IX WEB HOSTING to send me their side of the story about this issue, I will post it on this blog for everyone to read… It’s only fair to hear both sides of the story.”
WHAT? I would like to point out that I actually called this person. I TRIED to contact them to give ‘our side’ of the story and they LIED about being the owner.
I was actually completely dissatisfied by my conversation with this person. I was hoping to discuss the issues that he felt that IX had. I was hoping to come to some sort of resolution. Instead I found out that he was a total nitwit who does not stand up for his opinions.
In reality, most gripe sites go away on their own. People become bored reading about people who whine and cry and not do a damn thing to fix their own problems. In the end, IX will still be around and doing well, and this guy will have faded into nothing…..he will probably be hiding, sucking his thumb and wondering why he is so miserable and pathetic.
I am sorry that I have been neglecting all of you with my stories but I have not had anything happen in my life. At least not interesting…..
The text guy is still texting but that has gotten so boring that I want to cry.
My son DID announce that I was the KING of Farm Frenzy 2 at dinner the other night. I am so addicted to that game….it is retarded.
HMMMM…..so what to post? WELL….it is spring….lets talk about people who do stupid shit to their bodies and possibly show it off.
There are a couple of things that people do that make me want to run up to them, shake them, and ask “WTF is wrong with you? Don’t you THINK???
I was perusing the interwebs the other day, with my awesome friend Lauren. She does a “Crack of the Week” post on her blog every Monday. We were looking for awesome pics of people’s ass cracks. I stumbled upon this picture:
bible tramp stamp
This dumb ass chick got a freaking bible verse tattooed on her back…..in the traditional ‘tramp stamp’ location. Right above her butt crack. I am pretty sure God would not appreciate this at all. On top of that….you KNOW this chick is going to have a baby, get fat, grow old, ect at some time……I am pretty sure this is going to be UGLY all stretched out.
The other thing I think is rather silly is people who tattoo their ’significant other’s’ name on their bodies. What exactly are you going to do if you break up, divorce, or whatever with that person? I know a chick that has 3 different guy’s names tattooed on her body….in a variety of different locations. She is no longer with any of them. Yes, she COULD have them removed or covered, but (in my experience) most people who are dumb enough to do something like this are not ones with money to correct the mistakes.
OK….So what makes you want to shake your head at people?
I have been meaning to touch bases on my opinion on the Nadya Suleman octuplet story for a while. Unfortunately, my work as an undercover terrorist working at a hosting company has kept me incredibly busy. I DO have scams to perpetrate, you know!
ANYWAYS……lets figure this out.
Nadya is:
1) A crazy chick who lives in Calafornia
2) Already has 6 kids, of which 3 have autism
3) Is unemployed
4) Lives with her momma
5) Is currently on public assistance
Apparently, this chick somehow convinced this doctor (a person who is smart enought to have a degree that takes more than 8 years to complete) that she is the PERFECT candidate to be implanted with a litter of kids. Here is a picture of her days before she gave birth:
Nadya Suleman 8 days before giving birth
Reading up on this situation, she had a friend who donated sperm and she had the doctor perform in-vitro magic. The doctor waved his magic wand and she was impregnated with 8 kids. OMG. Read that again. 8 KIDS. AT ONE TIME. ON PURPOSE.
VOMIT.
I am not even capable of imagining the amount of beautiful, normal, NOT CRAZY people in the world who cannot/have problems having children……
Instead of helping THESE people, this doctor decides to help the crazy b*tch be a burden on society and reproduce like she is a mouse. My sister had a mouse one time and that damn thing was pregnant all the time……but that is another story.
So what does this crazy, unemployed chick do? Apparently, she went out and got something injected into her lips, because there is no way that god created lips like THAT, and created a website asking all us working individuals to give her money. Of course this will be outside of the tax dollars that we pay that will give her assistance with all of her medical bills and living expenses. Why in the world should I have to pay for her dumb decisions? That does not quite seem fair to me.
All of you honest, hard working, big hearted people who want to send someone money, please contact me. I will be happy to give you my address or paypal info and you can give ME money. I am not a moron who has made retarded decisions. I will use your money in a more…..intelligent…..way. Really, I will.
