Awesomeness!

Kristen Stewart is atrocious.  Is there anyone out there that believes that she is NOT high…..all the time?  She has no emotion.  At all.  And it is not just in the movie.  It is all the time.

Kristen Stewart Pictures

The worst part is when she says “Its my birthday.  Can I ask for something?  Kiss me?”  Seriously….does ANYONE believe she means that??  It sounds like she is just bored and has nothing better to do so she GUESSES that he should kiss her.  LAME.  It should have been like “Its my birthday…..” and then jump him.  There you go.  I should be in charge of directing this film.  Bella would ditch the funky vampire and jump all over that yummy Jacob werewolf.  That makes me feel like a dirty old woman.

Seriously.....hottt

I am googling how old he is…..

I am going to burn in hell for this.  He was born February 11, 1992.  I am a dirty dirty old woman.

CRAP….ok…..back to Kristen Stewart looking high and bored all the time.  That is more appropriate.

I still want to see that movie…..mainly because I am a dirty old woman.

While in St Louis, the fam and I went to Six Flags.  First of all, NO LINES!!  We, seriously, waited for 10 minutes, MAX, for any ride.  Second of all, my dad, uncle, cousin and I rode a BUNCH of roller coasters.  It was the best time ever.  Somehow I ended up with a camera on one of the roller coasters and Dee and I felt the need to take some pics.

Going up a drop!

Getting ready to start

This is the sweatiest man I have ever seen!

The above pic is of the guy who was taking pictures when you first walk into the park.  I first thought that he had dumped water on his head…..I was horrified to find out that I was wrong!!

ALSO, we rode this ride like 5 times.  Afterwards, Dee told me that she loved it but she never got to ride it at the six flags in Dallas.  I asked why?  She told me that it was always closed due to the fact that the test dummies heads always popped off during the tests.  BAHAHAHAHAHHA!

AWESOME!!

Everyone knows that I have lots of opinions on pretty much everything under the sun.   Something that I feel very strongly about is………crazy people who own Macs.  Seriously….what is wrong with you people??  First of all, they are massively over priced.  You cannot even get accessories for a decent price.  Second of all, they are lacking in software.  Third of all, people who own Macs are crazy ass people.  They all believe stupid stuff like they don’t need anti virus software because Macs cannot be infected by a virus.  REALLY?  Maybe you do not get infected because even hackers have sympathy for you because you bought an over priced piece of crap?

The other day, Drew, Brad and I were discussing Macs.  I am not impressed with the ‘all in one’ monitor thing.  I get a monitor and that is the tower and everything?  On top of that, the monitor is ugly.  So, for 2K, I can get an ugly monitor that functions as a computer?  Yuck.  THEN we started talking about towers.  Please make the stupidity stop!!  Seriously…….they start at 3K.  That includes a stripped down version with no monitor, mouse, ect.  By the time we were done creating a computer, the price tag was hanging out around 19K.  VOMIT!

So I will leave you with this thought:

So I was was driving through the drive thru at Hardees.  My dad was in need of a frisco burger and I was out….so I was doing my daughterly duty.  I was cussing because I was behind the slowest people on the planet.  How long does it really take to order a hamburger and fries?  Really?  Apparently, it takes about 10 minutes for 2 men to decide what the heck they want at a place that only serves different sizes of the exact same damn burger.

I was cussing and thinking ugly thoughts about these morons……

This is when my eyes were assaulted with, without a doubt, the most disgusting, horrific, and retarded thing I have ever seen, in my entire life.  These 2 guys were in a big truck that had….hanging from their tailgate….a freaking blue ball sack.  WTF??  This, of course, spawned an attempt to see what kind of person has such a revolting thing hanging from their truck…..

OK….so this fabulous man was wearing overalls with, what appeared to be, a wife beater underneath.  I have done a google images search and this picture keeps showing up (I bet he has balls hanging from his truck):

He was bald and had a mustache like this:

So, hopefully you have the image in your head on what kind of male who owns one of these:

This makes me want to vomit.  What self respecting woman has a male in her life with this kind of decoration hanging from their truck?  What self respecting moron buys something like this?  I can only hope and pray that the man was not in any sort of relationship.  Hopefully he will die alone.  Maybe they can incorporate the ball sack into his tombstone?

I am completely revolted by this.  I might be scarred for life.  I wonder if I could sue for mental trauma?

As the majority of you know….well, maybe not the majority……. I do not get involved in serious relationships.

I have an entire list of reasons why:

1. I hate having to plan things around other people.
2. I hate having to think about someone feelings when I just want to be by myself.
3. I have a short attention span and lose interest quickly.
4. Usually only crazy people are attracted to me….this makes life interesting for about a day and then is just annoying.
5. I have found that I am usually very disappointed in the reality of a relationship vs. the idea of a relationship.

So I am driving to work and my friend calls me to tell me that she has found out that her husband is cheating on her.  Now….he is not having sex with the couple of someones but there appears to be a lot of dirty texting, dirty pic sharing, and dirty talking going on.  Of course, she feels that he is cheating.  Of course, he does not feel like it is cheating since he has not touched any of these women.  This will be a debate between the 2 of them to deal with because, to me, that is a personal decision.

But I got to thinking about why I really do not do ’serious relationships’.  The majority of the men that are in the age bracket that I would date are cheaters.  This has been proven by conversations I have had with friends.  I can honestly say that I do not know a single married couple, my age, that has not dealt with this problem.  One of them cheats.  Period.  It happens.  It has become the norm for men or women to cheat on their spouses or participate in an adulterous relationship.

So I have done some research….which, by the way, makes me feel more depressed than ever:

Studies have shown that one out of every three couples have an individual that cheats on their partner which would mean 33%.

According to

USNews

“It showed 15 to 18 percent of “ever-married people have had a sexual partner other than their spouse while married.” And just 3 to 4 percent have cheated on their spouse in any given year.”

BUT

“A follow-up to the Chicago study showed that people interviewed without family members around had higher rates of infidelity. It stood to reason that many people simply weren’t honest when there was a chance a loved one could overhear. Meanwhile, a growing number of swinger societies, Internet liaisons, and prostitution rings of the sort that snared Spitzer seem to provide anecdotal evidence that cheating is on the rise. “The bottom line is we really don’t know accurately what the statistics are today,” says Joy Davidson, a New York City psychologist and author of Fearless Sex. “We can only surmise from our experiences in the world.”"

According to

MSNBC

“About one in five adults in monogamous relationships, or 22 percent, have cheated on their current partner. The rate is even higher among married men. And nearly half of people admit to being unfaithful at some point in their lives, according to the results of the MSNBC.com/iVillage Lust, Love & Loyalty survey.”

WTF?????

Why the heck are you in a ‘committed’ relationship, if you cannot control yourself?  Seriously?  That makes me vomit.  I grew up believing that you should love and cherish your spouse.  When you cheat, be it emotionally or physically, you are deliberately hurting the person that you swore to be with for life.  That is not love.  That is hurtful and mean.

BUT…..can we address the person who is not married and participates, knowingly, in an adulterous relationship?  What is wrong with these people?  What is the logic there?  If the person that is cheating on their spouse is cheating with you….what the heck makes you think they will not cheat on you at some point?  Or that they are even being truthful with you?  Have we become so desperate in our quest for love and affection that we have set ourselves up for failure?  That we lose our self respect and our dignity?

The women who have participated in the cheating with my friend’s husband…..they KNEW he was married.  They KNEW he had children.  They did not care.  To me, this says a few things….

1. They are desperate, moralless women
2. They cannot manage to get someone who is NOT in a relationship.
3. They have no self respect.

In reality, my friend found naked pictures that multiple women had sent to her husband and texts that made her blush.  What did she do with that information?  First of all, she confronted the hubby.  Second of all, she emailed the chicks.  The final thing she did with it was forward everything to me.  These women KNEW he was married.  They admitted to it and discussed when his wife would not be around so they could talk.

After we talk, I am probably going to post the chats and the pics here….and send them links.  The issue is that these stupid women sent a married man naked pictures of themselves.  Seriously…..that is NEVER a good idea…..and they deserve to have the shit posted on the web so everyone can see how stupid they are.  WHO THE HELL SENDS PEOPLE NAKED PICTURES IN THIS DAY AND AGE??  I am sure it will be lesson learned.

In case you have not figured it out…..I am FURIOUS that someone has hurt my friend this way.  She sent an email to the chicks to tell them that their pics would be on the web shortly.  If she does not get an acceptable apology and some sort of assurance that they will disappear, then you, my dear readers, will be seeing a lot more of these hobags.

I am tired of feeling like this is just accepted behavior.  I am tired of being disappointed in people because they just cannot do what is right.

Until I feel like this is not the norm….I am refusing to be in a serious relationship with anyone.  There is no reason.  Why should I set myself up to deal with this?

I was once informed that “A good Christian woman overlooks small indiscretions like her husband cheating on her.”

All I have to say to that is bull crap.  A good Christian man does not cheat on his wife.  Seriously, I do not consider a man violating the sanctity and vows of marriage a ’small indiscretion’.

In fact, doesn’t it say that in the bible somewhere??  I may be wrong….what do you think?

I am a pretty passionate person when it comes to emotions.  One emotion that I rarely bother with is hatred.  It is a very draining emotion to spend any real time on.  Frankly, I just do not have the time nor the energy to mess with it.

Unfortunately, sometimes it hits me like a ton of bricks.

I can honestly say that, before today, there were exactly 2 people on the list of people that I hate.  Both of these people incite a certain amount of rage in my body that cannot really be contained.  This amount of rage causes an exhaustion that I cannot even begin to describe here…..and, when around these people or when others bring up these people, I say and do things that are rather embarrassing and shocking.  Over the years I have realized that this happens and I try to just remove myself from the situation.

I have spent some time trying to figure out what these people have done that puts them into an entire different category than the people that I simply just dislike.  It turns out that each of them have done something to a family member that I view to be so horrible and indescribable that there is nothing that they can do to redeem themselves in my eyes.  Truthfully, each of them have even been forgiven, at times, by the family member that they actually hurt.  Yet, I am incapable of getting past it.  There are other things these people have in common….mainly that they are just a drain on society and are just, in general, crappy people.  Those qualities have nothing to do with the hatred I feel when I think about them.  It stems from the fact that they truly hurt, and damaged emotionally, someone that I love.

I have a couple of friends that have said these things about hatred:

“Hatred is the poison of the soul”

“God don’t like ugly”

Every time I think about these people, these 2 quotes come to mind

Anyways, today someone new was added to this list.  It turns out that one of my sister’s friends is friends with the person who holds the number 1 spot on the hate list.  Today, we went to pick up an item of furniture from this girl’s house and I heard her defending the number 1.  It was like someone poked me with a white hot poker.  I felt like someone had poured molten lava on my head.  My beautiful niece was there so I controlled myself….but I could feel the anger just pouring out of my body.  This is not a pleasant feeling at all.

So now, I am completely exhausted.  I had a date tonight that I flat out did not enjoy and it is mainly because I was thinking about these feelings.  Stupid people.  Sigh.

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I have a cat named Baby.  I love this cat.  ALOT.  I came to be in possession of this cat by way of my sister.  She had gotten the cat somehow….be it by buying her or her showing up on my sister’s doorway.  My neice named the cat Baby because she was a baby when they acquired her.  My sis and significant other at that time went out of town and left Baby with myself and my parents to cat sit.  When she came home, she just never picked Baby up.  I took a liking to this cute little cat and I have claimed her ever since.

Baby started out as such a sweet little kitten.  She would love on me and sleep with me and just be a doll at all times.  At some point she changed into what my parents refer to as the ‘demon cat’ or ‘bi polar cat’.  She chases around the other 2 cats and kinda torments them.  She will only let you pet her if she is in the mood to be petted….otherwise she will rip your skin from your bones.  She seems to do this with the others more than she does with me.  My parents have a theory about that.  Apparently they believe that Baby is the cat version of myself.  They claim that, after prolonged exposure to me, Baby has gone from being sweet and loving  to being possessed.  They also claim that this is the reason why Baby is nicer to me than she is to the other people in this family.

Now, I personally believe this is just a bunch of hogwash.  So I struck out to find out what kind of validity their claims have.  I have now done a little bit of research about the personality similarities between pets and their owners.  Turns out, I am pretty much WRONG.

There are studies out there about this phenomenon.

http://www.quirkology.com/UK/Experiment_pets.shtml

It makes my head hurt.

I would like to point out, though, that my cat is pretty damn cool.  She has gotten better over time.  If I was going to be a cat, I would want to be just like her.  Here are some AWESOME pics of her:

AWWWW....I tucked her in!!

It takes a lot of energy to be this cute!