Happy Birthday Baby Boy.  You are my favorite person in the whole world.

Love,

Mommy

MarryAnn

She is wonderfully evil.

Anyways….watch the show!

D.....B......A.......D

Dear Kanye,

You are an asshole.  Your girlfriend, date, whatever, is trailer trash.  You look like a punk.  You suck ass.

Thank you,

Amanda

First of all, it was one of the first purchases made after I moved out of the ex-hubby’s house.  So I am a little sentimental….

Second of all, it is as bright as the damn sun.  Seriously.  The thing is bright enough to read by.  At first, the alarm clock kept me up at night.  I actually worked at going to sleep with it on for about a month before I got used to it.

Third of all, the sound the alarm makes……well, it scares me to death every single morning.  It is LOUD.  LOUD.  LOUD.  I seriously scare myself awake every morning.

Finally, for the last month, it has become possessed.  It started out only slightly possessed…..I would get up and turn the alarm clock off.  It would continue to go off like I had pressed the snooze button.  Then that progressed to going off at whatever time the alarm was set to, whether the alarm was turned on or not.  Then, finally, it would go off at 5AM, whether the alarm was on or not or whether the alarm was set for 5AM or not.  This means that I would need to get up at 9AM, so I would set my alarm for 9AM.  The next morning, the damn alarm clock would go off at 5AM….AND never at 9AM.

I put up with all of this for over a month.  I have finally broken down and bought a new alarm clock.  It is pretty and white.  It has a dimmer!!  It has 2 different alarm clock functions.  It automatically sets the time for you.  It is uber smart.  It has a soothing sound for its alarm noise.  It is wonderful.

I am now looking for a home for my possessed alarm clock.  I have tried to give it to my sister…but apparently she has heard the stories.  I wonder if the ex-hubby wants it?

Kristen Stewart is atrocious.  Is there anyone out there that believes that she is NOT high…..all the time?  She has no emotion.  At all.  And it is not just in the movie.  It is all the time.

Kristen Stewart Pictures

The worst part is when she says “Its my birthday.  Can I ask for something?  Kiss me?”  Seriously….does ANYONE believe she means that??  It sounds like she is just bored and has nothing better to do so she GUESSES that he should kiss her.  LAME.  It should have been like “Its my birthday…..” and then jump him.  There you go.  I should be in charge of directing this film.  Bella would ditch the funky vampire and jump all over that yummy Jacob werewolf.  That makes me feel like a dirty old woman.

Seriously.....hottt

I am googling how old he is…..

I am going to burn in hell for this.  He was born February 11, 1992.  I am a dirty dirty old woman.

CRAP….ok…..back to Kristen Stewart looking high and bored all the time.  That is more appropriate.

I still want to see that movie…..mainly because I am a dirty old woman.

I am the proud favorite parent of my son =)

He thinks I am awesome.

Now….I know you are thinking that ‘Parenting is not a competition’.  You say that because you are the loser parent.  Everyone knows that the winner parent knows that they are the winner.  And as a winner parent, I know that we do everything we can do to stay in the winner position.   This is including, but not limited to:

1. bribery
2. field trips to awesome places
3. buying cool toys
4. buying cool video games
5. playing awesome sports
6. etc

This is all very exhausting…..but it is worth it =)

Going up a drop!

Getting ready to start

This is the sweatiest man I have ever seen!

The above pic is of the guy who was taking pictures when you first walk into the park.  I first thought that he had dumped water on his head…..I was horrified to find out that I was wrong!!

ALSO, we rode this ride like 5 times.  Afterwards, Dee told me that she loved it but she never got to ride it at the six flags in Dallas.  I asked why?  She told me that it was always closed due to the fact that the test dummies heads always popped off during the tests.  BAHAHAHAHAHHA!

AWESOME!!

The only issue is that it is COLD up here.  It is colder than Tennessee.  How the five star is that possible?!?!?  It is a difference of 6 hours!   On Friday, one of the new hires was saying that she was going to have a pool party on Saturday….I have no idea how that could be possible.  BUT….I do love it here.  I love big cities.  I feel like there is so much that we can do.  I will never feel bored unless I actually want to be bored.

So my random thoughts of the day……

Bald people who have shiny heads…..that is stresses me out.  We were in the movie theater and there was a guy with a huge bald spot that was uber shiny.  I pointed it out.  Apparently I was louder than I thought.  Testerman was concerned that the bald guy heard me.  BUT…..seriously?  Did he not KNOW that his bald spot was shiny?  Did he not plan that?  I would have thought that it was a compliment because I was noticing it.

Fat chicks should not wear pants with sentences across the butt.  Especially stupid phrases that do not make any sense to be across someone’s butt.  I took this picture, while in line for a roller coaster at Six Flags in St Louis.

WHAT IS SHE THINKING??????

The tribe has spoken???  NOW…I know what that is from…..BUT what the hell is it doing on her BUTT?!?!?!?!?