Awesomeness!

Kristen Stewart is atrocious.  Is there anyone out there that believes that she is NOT high…..all the time?  She has no emotion.  At all.  And it is not just in the movie.  It is all the time.

Kristen Stewart Pictures

The worst part is when she says “Its my birthday.  Can I ask for something?  Kiss me?”  Seriously….does ANYONE believe she means that??  It sounds like she is just bored and has nothing better to do so she GUESSES that he should kiss her.  LAME.  It should have been like “Its my birthday…..” and then jump him.  There you go.  I should be in charge of directing this film.  Bella would ditch the funky vampire and jump all over that yummy Jacob werewolf.  That makes me feel like a dirty old woman.

I am googling how old he is…..

I am going to burn in hell for this.  He was born February 11, 1992.  I am a dirty dirty old woman.

CRAP….ok…..back to Kristen Stewart looking high and bored all the time.  That is more appropriate.

I still want to see that movie…..mainly because I am a dirty old woman.