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Hanging with the Testermans

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

So, I am in Ohio for work.  I am having the most wonderful time ever.  Irene’s birthday was on Thursday, and we went out to eat.  Today we went to the movies and saw The Proposal.  It was teh awesome.  Right now we are watching Juno….which is a bundle of cool.

The only issue is that it is COLD up here.  It is colder than Tennessee.  How the five star is that possible?!?!?  It is a difference of 6 hours!   On Friday, one of the new hires was saying that she was going to have a pool party on Saturday….I have no idea how that could be possible.  BUT….I do love it here.  I love big cities.  I feel like there is so much that we can do.  I will never feel bored unless I actually want to be bored.

So my random thoughts of the day……

Bald people who have shiny heads…..that is stresses me out.  We were in the movie theater and there was a guy with a huge bald spot that was uber shiny.  I pointed it out.  Apparently I was louder than I thought.  Testerman was concerned that the bald guy heard me.  BUT…..seriously?  Did he not KNOW that his bald spot was shiny?  Did he not plan that?  I would have thought that it was a compliment because I was noticing it.

Fat chicks should not wear pants with sentences across the butt.  Especially stupid phrases that do not make any sense to be across someone’s butt.  I took this picture, while in line for a roller coaster at Six Flags in St Louis.

WHAT IS SHE THINKING??????

WHAT IS SHE THINKING??????

The tribe has spoken???  NOW…I know what that is from…..BUT what the hell is it doing on her BUTT?!?!?!?!?

Out

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

My friend and I went to the movies last night to see The Hangover.  This movie was freaking hilarious.  GO.  NOW.

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BAHAHHAAA Testerman is my favorite

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

My awesome friend Testerman sent me a link to youtube and ‘2 hot girls in the shower’.  Everyone knows that you cannot just watch one video on youtube.  You HAVE to watch the suggested links.

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WHAT??

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

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Mac VS PC

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Everyone knows that I have lots of opinions on pretty much everything under the sun.   Something that I feel very strongly about is………crazy people who own Macs.  Seriously….what is wrong with you people??  First of all, they are massively over priced.  You cannot even get accessories for a decent price.  Second of all, they are lacking in software.  Third of all, people who own Macs are crazy ass people.  They all believe stupid stuff like they don’t need anti virus software because Macs cannot be infected by a virus.  REALLY?  Maybe you do not get infected because even hackers have sympathy for you because you bought an over priced piece of crap?

The other day, Drew, Brad and I were discussing Macs.  I am not impressed with the ‘all in one’ monitor thing.  I get a monitor and that is the tower and everything?  On top of that, the monitor is ugly.  So, for 2K, I can get an ugly monitor that functions as a computer?  Yuck.  THEN we started talking about towers.  Please make the stupidity stop!!  Seriously…….they start at 3K.  That includes a stripped down version with no monitor, mouse, ect.  By the time we were done creating a computer, the price tag was hanging out around 19K.  VOMIT!

So I will leave you with this thought:

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Ganked from Hempy Geek

Friday, April 24th, 2009

I so ganked this from Hempygeek.  Seriously….this is what we deal with for a living =)

Best job ever!

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