Everyone always says that they do not care who is the favorite parent, as long as the kid is happy and loving. Oh, you should not care if they prefer to spend all their time with a particular parent. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. Whatever. That is dumb and the thing that the least favorite parent says. AKA….the loser parent. AKA….NOT ME.
I am the proud favorite parent of my son =)
He thinks I am awesome.
Now….I know you are thinking that ‘Parenting is not a competition’. You say that because you are the loser parent. Everyone knows that the winner parent knows that they are the winner. And as a winner parent, I know that we do everything we can do to stay in the winner position. This is including, but not limited to:
- bribery
- field trips to awesome places
- buying cool toys
- buying cool video games
- playing awesome sports
- etc
This is all very exhausting…..but it is worth it =)